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Written by Matt
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Tuesday, 14 July 2009 12:48 |
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So, we went down to Waco and kicked some ass. Ok, not really. We got away with a win and it was a steal. Do we have a defense? Baylor's offense ran all over us, and our D stunk worse then a carney. Baylor. Seriously, effing Baylor. We better get our shit together or we will be settling for the Double Dave's Pepperoni Bowl. I know it doesn't exist but God I wish it did. Mmm, pepperoni rolls. Contract Fan Mackey would be tailgating there for a month straight. Now that this week is behind us, let us now focus on K State and another Good, Bad and Sleezy.
Good: K State is garbage. We should be all over this team like ugly on a baboon's ass. K State is 1-4 in the conference and has only 1 win on the road all season. Mizzou needs to have a great showing and establish dominance. Chase Daniel should throw about 10 TD's and the defense should shut them out. So the Mizzou win should be right around, ohhhh, 91-0.
Bad: We need a lot of help to get into the BCS Championship game. So much so that it there is a better chance of Big Head seeing his penis for the first time in 7 years than we do making the National Title game. But hey, stranger things have happened. K State is one of those teams that can never get it together. They always have one great player but that is about it.
Sleezy: Just like with Baylor I am having a hard time finding material on K State. Even Baylor which is a Baptist university had more eye candy then this place. So since K State sucks major balls and is full of prudes the only thing that I could find is a this one party with K State girls. These dumb broads can't even work the camera right...The one in yellow is kinda hot... [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNUSa1oKZVc&hl=en&fs=1][youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qatig-Cwy8Q&hl=en&fs=1]
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